You’re high!
You’re drunk!

cheia:

• Hey. It’s Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess. This is the number you gave me, I hope it’s not fake. ‘Cause you accepted my bid and I haven’t heard from you. But I’m doing great. I bought a German television studio today. 
• Does everyone know that you’re a bunch of liars, or should I tell them myself because I know a lot of people! 
• You know what? I’m fine. Because I know who I am. You! I feel sorry for you, co-op board! 
• I am going to the hospital. And I hope you’re happy. 
• I’m just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer. 
• AND I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU!
• You know what? I’ve moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment, so…

peaceintheshadows:

-hermione:

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